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'Is Derek still going out with Lisa from Holland and Barrett?'
'Too right Sharon, if he's not at the pub with her he's got his nosed pressed up against the shop glass.'
'He's like an animal on heat, Tom.'
'It must be all those vitamins and supplements he's taking!'
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Animal plays the drums
He plays them with passion
Some say he's a Muppet
But I love his fashion
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Bob was like an animal
Ena knew no restraint
Were at it immediately
Like hammer and tongs
They knew of no wrongs
Ted and Mary looked on
Full of pained incrudiality
Was it a film?
Was it play?
After an hour who could say
Taking charades way way
Much much too seriously
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