The egg his mother served wasn't properly done. He flew into a rage and broke a chair. The problem had been incubating for decades @130story
The egg his mother served wasn't properly done. He flew into a rage and broke a chair. The problem had been incubating for decades @130story
Some said the band were cool, others that they were hot, but he found them tepid. With musical taste there was no reliable gauge. @130story
Aunt Gertie was loopy
Not right in the head
She said she saw angels and ghosts of the dead
And once even Jesus appeared by her bed
@130story
He wanted to think outside the box and unpack some new ideas, but he was wrapped tight in his old ways and nothing would stack up. @130story
HELL FREEZES OVER "It's no more than unseasonal weather. No evidence shows that sulphur emissions are responsible," comments Satan @130story
He'd achieved all of his life goals. He could command a table at the best restaurants. But still he hungered for something more. @130story
She spoke of her healing power & how we only use 10% of our brain. She probably thought there were 500 words for snow in Inuit too @130story
The Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe couldn't get a place in a boot, but when her children left home she ran foul of the bedroom tax. @130story