Do you feel like we never get the whole story?
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@130story Donald, the don of the McMafia clan.
Had a particular way to dispose of a man.
While his contemporaries dished out pairs of cement shoes.
He served up an offal that nobody could refuse.
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@130story *Seeking New Chief for Village*
Role involves delivering letters.
Must work well with police, construction staff and cowboy.
- The People
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@130story "You'll make a pretty one!"
Swift shouted, but reinforced glass muted his pleas. Braid just grinned back, exposing two rows of diamond teeth.
A minute later, Braid decompressed the door.
He reached his tongs into the pool of liquid oxygen to pick out his latest gem.
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Lord Squawkington adjusted the monocle on his beak.
"I sympathise", he cooed, "…but there's just not enough for you AND our migrating friends".
He checked his pocket watch.
Must dash; a social with his patron.
Silk worm canapés are delicious, but not worth declaring.
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@130story You promised to write a song about me.
That gave me delight.
Our love dampened your creativity.
So I'm re… https://t.co/n9dupNpwke
"This pocket watch took a bullet for my grandpa"
It wasn't true, but the legend travelled in time, saving him as it had his father
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Joe bought an onion to put in a pie.
Then his wife questioned why
...one way and not the other?
But he didn't ask for an opinion.
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