MsKimAHoward

He promised me a night to remember, so I dressed to impress - and waited. I won’t forget waiting until the sun rose and, I promise, neither will he. #130story

When she dreamed of singing to rapturous audiences, she didn't understand that, like sand in an oyster, each one could contain a critic.
#130story

Two dogs vomiting, one cat pooping tinsel and one cat in hiding. Not a bad Christmas, all things considered.
#130story

'Spock, be aware, Captain Kirk has taken the helm.' 'Thank you, Sulu. Uhura, issue a ship wide message. Brace, brace, brace!'
@130story

Ears flapping, tail waving, eyes fixed on feathers, he raced through the reeds. Splash! Yelp! Who knew ducks would fly to water?
@130story

Doug swam a mean doggie-paddle. His coach wanted him to try the Australian Crawl, but he was doggedly determined not to change.
@130story

In the dark he couldn't see the enemy. Then, in a flash of lightning, he saw he was surrounded. "Down scope. Dive, dive, dive!"
@130story

Rob watched the ambulance take his bride away. Whoever had thrown that rice really should have taken it out of the can first.
@130story